we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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