Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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