His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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