Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish they made helmets for livers.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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