You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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