Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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