there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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