Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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