this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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