we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers