Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Less talking, more tequila
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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