It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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