I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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