I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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