I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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