think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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