Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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