have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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