sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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