"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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