porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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