It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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