Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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