watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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