Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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