We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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