I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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