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Fuck appropriateness.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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