She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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