420 ftw
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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