Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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