i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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