That's intense
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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