Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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