dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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