NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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