Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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