I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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