You're so nebulous sometimes
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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