What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I don't think brook has ever known best
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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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