Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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