it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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