i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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