I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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