is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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