i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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