Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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