I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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