honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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