How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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