this just has baby written all over it
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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