My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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