Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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